Monday, December 28, 2015

Tie Back Those Flowing Locks

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I felt nothing, but the sound was sickening: A soft ripping. I looked up, mid-fall, suddenly not caring where my feet hit. My hair, ripped in half, now dangled from the quickdraw I'd just been next to.

It was an atypical December day in Rumney, not because I accidentally created the worse side-swept bangs I've had since sixth grade, but because it was snowless and unseasonably warm at 45 degrees Fahrenheit. Thus, I'd thrown my hat off mid-climb as I began to overheat in the puffy I'd mistakenly kept on. Inevitably, my hands still numbed out on the cold rock, just now coming into the shade, and I fell. Unfortunately, the braid I'd tied six hours earlier and repeated stuffed into and pulled out of hats, hoods, and headbands had come half undone, leading to the side-swept bangs mishap. 

DO NOT LET THIS BE YOU. 

Instead, let this be you:

David Allfrey keeps his flowing locks biner-free with a simple man-bun.
Photo: Samuel Crossley

Here are some tips for those of us with shoulder-plus length hair to avoid unnecessary bald spots and unfortunate "bangs" while belaying and climbing:

WHEN IT'S WARM:
Start by tying your hair back in a ponytail, your favorite (man) bun, or single or twin braids. DO NOT use a side braid—this is a great way to accidentally suck the end into your ATC. To reduce end-of-the-day tangles, especially if you anticipate pulling up your hood while belaying or are wearing a helmet, go with a single French braid or a ponytail braid.
If you have bangs, wispies, or other pieces of hair that otherwise fall out of your hair tie, then pin back sections with bobby pins or use a bobby-pin-reinforced bandana or headband to hold them back (especially if you have fine, slippery hair like me).

WHEN IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY:
Utilize the winter headband. It's just warm enough to take off the mid-forties chill without causing you to start sweating by the chains while holding back anything that might fall into your face on the ascent. My favorite, for snug, breathable, sweat-wicking comfort is the Skida Nordic headband. I still recommend tying your hair back in a braid, ponytail or bun before sliding on the band to protect your hair while belaying, but no extra bobby pins or headbands are necessary. 

WHEN IT'S COLD:
Same deal as when it's chilly, but this time go for the full hat. Make sure to pick one that's snug enough not to fall into your eyes when you glance down for footholds and not so itchy that it becomes distracting. As above, I recommend still tying up your hair first to ensure its safety while belaying.

And, just to be safe, check your hair after you check your partner's knot. There's no reason to pull your hair out over a belay. 

3 comments:

  1. Or.... wear a damn helmet!

    You seem focused on the unintended hairstyle as the unfortunate consequence of loose hair, without even once mentioning the safety concerns of getting your hair stuck in your belay device or having large chunks of hair ripped out of your head.

    Also, you may need a headband or ponytail ALSO, but regardless your head should NEVER be bare. Wear a damn helmet when you climb. Or is your hairstyle more important to you than your brain?

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    1. we all make our own decisions about how to balance the risks and rewards of climbing. maximally protecting your head, and the rest of your body for that matter, would mean not climbing at all.

      It's great that you are willing to take on extra weight, heat, and annoyance to partly reduce the danger inherent in our sport. there are many climbers like you who also choose to wear helmets. and there are many who don't. show some respect for your fellow climbers' autonomy and reasoning ability and stop trying to impose your priorities on other people.

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